How Long, O Lord, How Long?
"Smad" hopes to note the following changes during the year. It will be a pleasure to the Editor and a tribute to the moulding force of the paper if these suggestions are followed with the earnestness with which they are put forward:—
(1) | That the Debating Society will cease to adopt unnecessarily complicated titles for its debates. |
(2) | That Sainsbury will be satisfied with something. |
(3) | That Commerce students will cease to look like Commerce students. |
(4) | That Weir House will have mumps. |
(5) | That the Gym. will be burnt down. |
(6) | That beer will be obligatory at the Undergrads' Supper. |
(7) | That Scott will no longer appear to be permanently pained. |
(8) | That the Welfare League will once again include us within the sphere of its exclusive operations. |
(9) | That one meeting will start on time. |
(10) | That there will be a few rehearsals for the Capping Revue. Thank you. And now, as one firefly to another "You glow your way and I'll glow mine." |