Our Little Trials

In vain did "Smad's editors try to compose headings for last week's number. The peace and quietude necessary for such a terrific effort of the intellect was sought after in vain. "This arm should bend—forward change, side change—stick to it and you must not roll my children" Followed a loud clanging of discords.

Yes, it was Nancy Webber and her class who so rudely disturbed our labours. "If you get a nerve twitching in your face, that's quite all you can expect for the first time. As a matter of fact you don't get control of yourself for about three years," said Nancy in melodious tones. Then came the advice to "keep all your weight as much in the air as possible."

This we endeavoured to do but the force of gravity was an obstacle which we could not overcome and besides we had to do those headings.

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V.U.C. cricketers will finish their season with a smoke concert on Saturday night the 6th April Details appear on the Notice Board.