Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University Students Association. Volume 40, Number 3. March 14, 1977.
TALES' from the TUBE IT'S GETTING REALLY COLD IN HERE! LET'S TURN ON THE HEATER! FORGET IT. WE HAVEN'T PAID THE GAS BILL IN SIX AND A HALF MONTHS! WELL, LET'S BUILD A FIRE IN THE FIRE PLACE, THEN! THERE'S NO WOOD! FAT FREDDY CUT DOWN EVERY TREE WITHIN SIXTEEN BLOCKS OF HERE LAST WINTER! WELL, DID YOU GET THE JOB? NAW, THEY AINT HIRING NO SANTA CLAUSES THIS YEAR! KNOCK KNOCS KNOCK WHO IS THAT? (GASP!) IT'S THE LANDPERSON! ANSWER THE DOOR, YOU DEADBEATS! IF YOU DON'T PAY ME THE FIVE MONTHS RENT Y…