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Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University Students Association. Volume 40, Number 3. March 14, 1977.

THE 7th VOYAGE OF THE FABULOUS FURRY FREAK BROTHERS A MEXICAN ODYSSEY

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THE 7th VOYAGE OF THE FABULOUS FURRY FREAK BROTHERS A MEXICAN ODYSSEY

THE 7th VOYAGE OF THE FABULOUS FURRY FREAK BROTHERS A MEXICAN ODYSSEY

TALES' from the TUBE IT'S GETTING REALLY COLD IN HERE! LET'S TURN ON THE HEATER! FORGET IT. WE HAVEN'T PAID THE GAS BILL IN SIX AND A HALF MONTHS! WELL, LET'S BUILD A FIRE IN THE FIRE PLACE, THEN! THERE'S NO WOOD! FAT FREDDY CUT DOWN EVERY TREE WITHIN SIXTEEN BLOCKS OF HERE LAST WINTER! WELL, DID YOU GET THE JOB? NAW, THEY AINT HIRING NO SANTA CLAUSES THIS YEAR! KNOCK KNOCS KNOCK WHO IS THAT? (GASP!) IT'S THE LANDPERSON! ANSWER THE DOOR, YOU DEADBEATS! IF YOU DON'T PAY ME THE FIVE MONTHS RENT YOU OWE, I'LL CALL THE SHERIFF! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! I CAN SEE YOUR TELEVISION SET PLAYING AWAY! FOR THAT LOVELY SUN N SURF WINTER VACATION, COME TO THAT TROPICAL PARADISE, MEXICO! TAM ON THE BEACH AT ACAPULCO! DANCE IN THE STREETS TO THE MUSIC OF COLORFUL MARIACHIS! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO US! DONT YOU FEEL ASHAMED, RUNNING OFF OWING THAT LITTLE OLD LADY ALL THAT RENT? NAW, SHE GETS THE TEEVEE AND THE RECORED COLLECTION AND TWO YEARS OF ROLLING STONE! NOT A MENTION A WONDERFUL KITTY. CAT! THAT'S WHAT YOU DRINK, FAT FREEDY! THE ADVENTURES OF FAT FREEDY'S CAT GAS FILL ER UP! GAS I AIN'T ABOUT TO LET THAT CANDID CAMERA FELLER FULL SOME DOWN STUNT WITH ME! THE FABULOUS FRENKS SUDDENLY FIND THEMSELVES BEING CHASED INTO THE HILLS BY GENERAL DOUGLAS R ZASTER (U. S. ARMY, RET.) AND HIS MILITIA! THAT AMERICAN GENERAL AND HIS STORM TROOPERS ARE AFTER US! THEY'VE GOT GUNS! WE'RE GOING AS FAST AS WE CAN! THEY'RE STILL BACK THERE ABOUT TWO MILES BEHIND US! WELL, AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY CLOSER! WELL, THAT WOULD BE FINE, EXCEPT WE'RE ABOUT OUT OF GAS! LOOK! UP AHEAD! A VILLAGE! I'VE GOT AND IDEA! TELL US! TELL US YOUR IDEA! EVERY VILLAGE HAS A CATHOLIC CHURCH, DOESNT IT? YEAH, I GUESS SO! BUT SO WHAT? IT HAS BEEN THE CUSTOM THROUGHOUT HISTORY FOR CATHOLIC CHURCHES TO PROVIDE SANCTUARY FOR THE HELPLESS FUGITIVE! HERE IT IS! OUR SANCTUARY SCREECH SLAM MADE IT! AND NOT A MOMENT SOON! WHERE'D THOSE HIPPIES DISAPPEAR TO? DAMMST, PEEDROW, DON'T YOU LET THEM GET AWAY FROM US! !AY! !SI, MI GENERAL! OH, HELLO, FATHER! WE SEEK A PLACE TO HIDE FROM THE LOCO GRINGO FASCISTO! DIG? !AYAYAYAYAYAYAY! !AYUDAME! !AYUDAME! !POLICIA! !POLICIA! the adventures of FAT FREDDY'S CAT HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU SOME PLACE BEFORE? POSSIBLY. I AM A TELEVISION ACTOR! WOW! I THOUGHT SO! WHAT SHOW? THE "KITTY BISCUTTS" AD! SIX OTHER CATS AND I ARE RACING TOWARD A BOWL OF FOOD! SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT JOB! WELL, I RETIRED ON MY FOURTH DAY! WHY? I LOST INTEREST AFTER THEY FED US. THOSE HIPPIES ARE HOLED UP IN THAT THERE CHURCH! YOU GO AND BRING THEM OUT HERE SO THAT I CAN ASK THEM SOME QUESTIONS, MANWELL! QUICK! OUT THE BACK GATE! WE'LL HEAD FOR THE HILLS! UP THIS PATH! JEEZ, IT'S STEEP! THEY'RE STILL BACK THERE! I CAN'T CARRY ALL OF THIS STUFF ANY FUTHER! I'M GONNA HAFTA DITCH SOME OF IT! ME TOO! YEAH! PUFF PUFF GASP PUFF PUFF GASP! OH, GOD, I CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER! I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK! YOU GUYS CAN GO ON WITHOUT ME! WE CAN STOP AND REST FOR A FEW MINUTES, FAT FREDDY! GASP! WHEEZE! AN AMYL NITRITE! ID GIVE ANYTHING FOR AN AMYL! QUICK! HIDE BEHIND THESE ROCKS! THERE'S SOMEONE COMING UP FAST BEHIND US ON FOOT! STOP BREATHING SO HARD! THEY'LL HEAR US! I CAN SEE HIM COMING THROUGH THIS CRACK... IT... IT'S A LITTLE OLD INDIAN MAN! ...AND HE'S CARRYING ALL OUR CRAP! LITTLE DO THE FRENK BROTHERS REALIZE THEY ARE ABOUT TO ENCOUNTER THE NOTORIOUS YOUR INDIAN WITH-DOCTOR DON LONG JUAN!! the adventures of FAT FREDDY'S CAT THAT'S THE FIRST FAT CAT I'VE SEEN SINCE I'VE BEEN IN THIS TOWN! I'LL JUST FOLLOW HIM AND SEE WHERE HE GOES FOR DINNER! LOOK! A FIESTA CAT! WHAT GOOD LUCK! HOOP! HOOP! GET ME ONIONS AND THE CARROTS! I THINK I'LL STAY TRUN!

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