Professor! ...How Could You.

Dear "Smad,"—

Perhaps you could make something out of this— it happened during a recent psychology lecture:

Student (allegedly fearless): While stepping off the footpath the other day, I was hit by a passing car, and fell down, striking my head on the pavement.

The learned Professor: Were you stunned?

Now, I ask you, what business was it of his?— "Perplexed."

Keep Sat., Sept. 10th., free. See you in the Gym. at 8 p.m.