Salient. Official Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 41 No. 8. April 17 1978
Stimulus in the Cafe
Stimulus in the Cafe
To Whom it may concern,
Dear Whom,
Last week while sitting in the Cafe I heard a question asked that set my brain, which was in an advanced state of atrophy, into action. Alas even with such metaphysical thinking I could not grasp the answer, and so I must ask this perplexing question to the populace in general and mad scientists in particular namely:
"Why is a mouse when it spins?::
I wonder if there is an answer or is it a Government plot?
Yours questioningly
Ima Pseudonym
(If you read Salient enough you would knew it is always a Government plot.—Ed.)