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Title: Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 40 No. 6. April 4 1977

Editor: David Murray

Publication details: Victoria University of Wellington Students’ Association, 4 April 1977, Wellington

Part of: Salient : An Organ of Student Opinion at Victoria College, Wellington, N.Z.

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Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 40 No. 6. April 4 1977

HEY WOW! I'M HUNGRY! LETS STOP AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT! WE HAVE TO BE REALLY CAREFUL! SOME OF THOSE LITTLE RESTAURANTS DON'T CLEAN THEIR FOOD VERY WELL! THE LITTLE RESTAURANTS ARE CLEANER BECAUSE FEWER PEOPLE TOUCH THE FOOD! YOU'LL BE SORRY... WHEN YOU'RE DOING THE... GHEE-O-WAWA CHA CHA! THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD ONE! LET'S STOP THERE! RESTAURANTE LATRAPAZA DE TURISTAS YOU GUYS CAN EAT HERE IF YOU WANT TO! I'M GOING TO THE MARKET AND GET SOMETHING GOOD! WOW! I'LL TAKE ONE OF THOSE AND A COUPLE O…

HEY WOW! I'M HUNGRY! LETS STOP AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT! WE HAVE TO BE REALLY CAREFUL! SOME OF THOSE LITTLE RESTAURANTS DON'T CLEAN THEIR FOOD VERY WELL! THE LITTLE RESTAURANTS ARE CLEANER BECAUSE FEWER PEOPLE TOUCH THE FOOD! YOU'LL BE SORRY... WHEN YOU'RE DOING THE... GHEE-O-WAWA CHA CHA! THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD ONE! LET'S STOP THERE! RESTAURANTE LATRAPAZA DE TURISTAS YOU GUYS CAN EAT HERE IF YOU WANT TO! I'M GOING TO THE MARKET AND GET SOMETHING GOOD! WOW! I'LL TAKE ONE OF THOSE AND A COUPLE OF THOSE AND SIX OF THOSE AND... UH-OH, PHINEAS! I'M AFRAND YOU WERE RIGHT! I'M GETTING SICK TO MY STOMACH! I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT I'M GETTING A LITTLE QUEASY TOO! I MUST HAVE EATEN TOO MUCH OF THAT DAMN FRESH FRUIT! I'M GETTING SICK, TOO, AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY! I WAS TOLD THAT I WOULDN'T GET SICK IF I TOOK A BUNCH OF THESE MEXIFORMS! ON, NO WONDER! I EMPTIED OUT THE MEXIFORM AND STASHED THE MESCALINE IN THERE! AND SO, INTO THE NIGHT: FRAP! PLOOP! GROAN: MOAN! UNNHHH! POOR! SLURP! WAIL! WINNDER! OHHHH! TOOD! SQUART! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! THE ADVANTURES OF FAT FREDDY'S CAT HMMM... THAT BUS DOOS OVER THERE IS GIVING ME THE OAKE-OVER! PLEASURE HE WON'T ATTACK IF I SHOW NO FEAR... ...AND STROLL NONCHALANTLY AWAY... I GET I CAN GET AND THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS WINI THE FASTEY HANDRED METER NONOHUNT WALK!