| 1. | 'If I had charge of you blokes for six months, I'd make you a wonderful fighting force.'—(Major Flint.) |
| 2. | 'What do you think that ship is, a b—toy?'—(Lieutenant Hamilton.) |
| 3. | 'If only my congregation could see me now! '—(The padre whilst skinning a beast shot for food.) |
| 4. | 'I'll have yuh diggin' 'oles.'—('Choom' Feather.) |
| 5. | 'What have I done as transport sergeant? Haven't you seen the b—drainage system in the camp? '—(Jack Hutcheon.) |
| 6. | 'Who'll come out and gather sea shells with me? '—(Major Rutherford.) |
| 7. | 'It's not the taste of liquor that counts, it's the wallop it packs!'—('Butch' Bailey.) |
| 8. | 'Of course it's a Corsair, look at the shape of the wings!' — (Then the bird flew away)—(Jim Lees.) |
| 9. | 'A b—— fine gesture, in fact a … er … very fine gesture!'-—(Jack Harrington.) |
| 10. | 'All right. I'll cut the tree down, but will take no responsibility where it falls.'—(John Philp.) |
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