SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1937. Volume 8. Number 11.
. . . Mixed Grill . .
. . . Mixed Grill . . .
Ain't Love Grand?
She: "What's the matter, don't you love me any more?"
He: "Of course I do, dear, I'm only resting."
Hic!
Where there's a swill there's a sway.—(Shake-us-u-beer.)
Hoc!
Eat, drink, and make merry—and to-morrow you'll wish you were dead.
The Go-By.
He: "I've got a wonderful family tree."
She: "You're the sap, I suppose."
Raw Romance!
His lips said "Darling"—but his breath said "Onions.!"
Torture.
News Hash from Chicago . . .
Mrs. Caiharine March told a Chicago divorce court judge that her husband neglected her dog. killed two pet canaries, and tortured her by caressing a plump woman in a taxicab beneath her window.
Sex!
"Would you believe that the Prof, is a sexagenarian?"
"What—the old fool, at his age too!"
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Supply and Demand?
Cow cockies in Taranaki regulate the size of their families by the number in the herd they milk. —(A Murphyism.)