SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1936. Volume 7. Number 16.
(With Thanks to The Critic.)
The well-known Dr. Jekyll
Had something bad to Hyde,
And most of us, at times, it seems,
Have our unseemly side.
When next you meet a shepherd
Though he wears an honest look,
Possibly you'll find him
Working with a crook.
There are many more examples,
It's truly paradox
That a man who loves his wife and kids
Will sell you phoney stocks.
There's Whisky Joe the woodsman
An old man, but still good,
They call him "Whisky" 'cause he's aged
For years in the wood.
It's known he drinks and beats his wife