Green Cheese

Skiing Trip Memories.

We went for the week-end to Field's

And we thought that they'd give us some meals

But they gave us instead

Lots of pieces of bread

And some rice like the slime of dead eels.

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There was a bus driver called Warner

Whose bus wouldn't go round the corner

So we walked all the way

But we still had to pay

And I've ne'er seen a party forlorner.

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We tried the toboggan at Kime

And at first we thought it sublime

Until over the bumps

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All Art Students will be sorry to hear that Professor Rankin Brown has cracked a rib which will prevent him from taking lectures for some little time.

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We hear that the College Hall and steps was the scene of quite a pretty little drama last Friday evening.

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We hear that the Exec. is having its photograph taken next Wednesday week. Directors' fees?

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Another Grande-i.e.

Ray Perry has been called to the bar.

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News Item.

Woman in Germany who had twins was congratulated by the Minister for the Interior.