Go the Wairarapa Way

Boys, take you holidays up the Wairarapa. At each town, village, hamlet, and farmhouse, a T.C. girl gets on the train, and with her playmates beguiles the way with innocent conversation. All the T.C. girl sfrom "Wicky" House are only too super, and none of them has been able to save her pennies and threepences since she came doan (down) heah (here). These girlies don't say apples are exclusive, they call them "exotic" or "ambrosial" And talking of food, have you ever heard rabbits whimper, when shot (with bullet)? They cry like babes, the dears. And as for hares! Oh yes, Annabella's father once brought home some lobsters, and the brutes would persist in running round the backyard with A. and Father in pursuit. Mother would not have anything to do with them. These young ladies scorn any knowledge of farming and don't know a two-tooth from a cow. They all discuss the person and the family of the Vice-Princpal of T.C.

By the way, they were all given a free ticket to Ted Blacker's Ball last Tuesday so see what you missed if you didn't go. But you can make up for it, by spending your next holidays in Masterton. The fare is five shillings return, second class.