Coming Events.

Saturday, 27th: Women's Club Bridge Party in Women's Common Room.

Closing date for "Spike" contributions.

Monday, 29th: Closing date for Literary Society's Competition.

Wednesday, 31st: Labour Club Meeting-Max Riske: "Further Lights on Russia." Final number of "Smad" for this term.

"I wonder why my fiancee said I was good enough to eat?"

"Evidently because he's fond of plain food."

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"My brother is a detective. He got a man involved in a murder."

"The murderer?"

"No; the man who was murdered."