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SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1935. Volume 6. Number 12.

Fishbones

Fishbones.

Diary Of An 0.

1932: Came to V.U.C. Interval of 3 years.

1935: Graduated.

Left V.U.C.

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Brookie "Stand by for the Time Signal!"

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Ken Scott: "Dearly Beloved Brethren, my text for to-day is, The fly knows the way to the fish-shop, and the worm to Weir House. A pound of sausages in Cuba Street is better than a cow at Kaitoke. But he who possesses nothing hath the first right to it. Sufficient for the day is my opinion thereof.'"

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Doug. Burns his boats.

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Motto or Weir House (in worm Latin): "Nolite vermiculum calcare."

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Spiritorical Society —At the first meeting Mr. E. F. Hubbard, secretary, introduced Mr. Robert Browning, who gave an interesting and graphic account of the Youth Movement which arose at the University of Hamlin (in Brunswick) in direct consequence of the financial policy of the local Government. The lecturer culogised the work of Prof. P. Piper, who, he declared, had anticipated modern educational technique.

A Reminder.

Exam. fees are due on July 10.

Mr. Padraic J. G. Smith denies that the local dailies have been publishing his photo in error as Stanley Baldwin's.

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Aimers says the only gymnasium fixture he disapproves of is the Gymnasium.

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Graduates: Things that pass in the night.

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Drheumatic Society.—A reading of Mr. William Brookspeare's successful play. "The Taming of the Stewdent," is announced for an early date. The play is said to be one that "clicks."

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Raffeteria: All's well that ends swill.

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Our literary digest:

Mr. Cochran claimed in all seriousness that "Bacon was more concentrated than Lamb."

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Confessional of the week.

"Sin is good enough for me."

Mr. Kelly at New Speakers' Debate.

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"Crepys" opinys that if Birkys kepys a diary of College eventys as conscientiously as the original Pepys kepyt his, student affairys will be rescued from oblivion, if not effluvium. If he followed "Pepys's" (how do you make that blessed word possessive?) suggestion to kepy a Rogues' Gallery of pasyt studentys and a "Morgue" of scrapys from "Truth" and the "Free Lancys," the Stud. Ayss. should do a thriving business running itys own Intourist.