A Reminder.

Exam. fees are due on July 10.

Mr. Padraic J. G. Smith denies that the local dailies have been publishing his photo in error as Stanley Baldwin's.

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Aimers says the only gymnasium fixture he disapproves of is the Gymnasium.

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Graduates: Things that pass in the night.

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Drheumatic Society.—A reading of Mr. William Brookspeare's successful play. "The Taming of the Stewdent," is announced for an early date. The play is said to be one that "clicks."

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Raffeteria: All's well that ends swill.

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Our literary digest:

Mr. Cochran claimed in all seriousness that "Bacon was more concentrated than Lamb."

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Confessional of the week.

"Sin is good enough for me."

Mr. Kelly at New Speakers' Debate.

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"Crepys" opinys that if Birkys kepys a diary of College eventys as conscientiously as the original Pepys kepyt his, student affairys will be rescued from oblivion, if not effluvium. If he followed "Pepys's" (how do you make that blessed word possessive?) suggestion to kepy a Rogues' Gallery of pasyt studentys and a "Morgue" of scrapys from "Truth" and the "Free Lancys," the Stud. Ayss. should do a thriving business running itys own Intourist.