Malice Aforethought.

With Apologies to Nobody.

We are unconvinced by Mr. Mason's strenuous denials that he is the original of the Glaxo baby.

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In a recent geology lecture Margaret Pilcher snored so loudly that she woke up the rest of the class. (True story.)

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A certain venerable professor recently started to lecture to the wrong class. All went well until, after 10 minutes or so, one of the girls who molest this world laughed so loudly that he came to and fled from the room. Having quite lost his dash, he murmured feebly to the advanced class for a few minutes, and they, too, vanquished him.

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But the prize goes to Dr. Wildman, who started describing on his waistcoat the position of the ovaries of the liverfluke. That little experiment also failed.

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Miss Eva Irwin is emphatic that she is not a member of the F.S.U. Her hair, then, is the only thing red about her.