"Unlike Weir, we do not make a noise; we like our food." So spake a representative of the Women's Hostel. "Smad" suffered slight misgivings as to the interest of the interview after this aggressive beginning. but was suddenly whirled before two barber's chairs and invited to suffer a "shampoo, water-wave or perm." After a strenuous resistance he was informed that "preference is given to males with natural kinks." For those who have these kinks—apply to Room 8 on week-days before 7 a.m. and after 10 p.m. "Smad's" rep. decided he definitely had a kink.