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SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1935. Volume 6. Number 3.

Scourge of the Corridor

Scourge of the Corridor.

"Smad" was honoured to be granted an interview with Mr. Brook, that "institution" to which Prof. Wood referred in our first number.

"I'm most concerned at the moment about the fact that I can't get my evening paper. I'm going to chuck it and rely solely upon "Smad" for my news in future."

After this momentous decision was pronounced, Mr. Larkin butted in, but soon buttered out when "Brookie" enquired after his wife's health.

"Yes; the library kept me very busy over the vacation—I hardly knew if I was standing on my head or feet."

Such Nice Freshers.

"I haven't had much time to scan the freshers up and down yet," said Mr. Brook, when asked to comment on freshers morally, physically and generally, "but they are very obedient. I don't give students advice until I have known them for twelve months." "Smad" gathered that this is a Brooksonian tradition.

Sensation!

"I saw Charles Plank on the tennis courts in Shorts! I was very much perturbed as his legs don't fit his pants—he had his dainty legs encased in very wide pants! Also, Miss Briggs was prancing about in a split skirt—now, I ask you, what next?"

A good review on Capping Week (especially Cappicade) was promised. "Brookie's eye is still as keen as ever—his tongue is sharper. Beware!