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SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1934. Volume 5. Number 5.

B : The following additonal regulations are now in force:—

B : The following additonal regulations are now in force:—

Conduct:

1. The Librarian and any 12 reasonable students (if available) shall be deemed to have summary jurisdiction up to and including hours other than those reserved for lull-time students, who are a law unto themselves.

2. The Librarian shall not read the Riot Act more frequently than once at a time.

3. Three hundred seconds' silence shall be ob-served every five minutes.

Organisation.

4. There is hereby appointed a traffic inspector to direct the hourly procession.

5. —Peripatetic exercises shall be limited to the Persian Carpets.

6. Woollen slippers shall be issued to all readers, their use being mandatory.

General

7. The use of missiles is prohibited all over the place.

8. Readers shall not play "blocks" with the books, and Law Reports shall not be used as fortifications.

9. In case of failure of the lights, the Librarian shall ignite his cigarette-lighter, and shall not permit same to be extinguished until the restitution of illumination.

M. Buist.