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SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1934. Volume 5. Number 5.

A : The following facts are published for general information:—

A : The following facts are published for general information:—

Property :

1. For the private use of the Librarian and his customers, an interviewing room has been built, so that readers will not be disturbed by his frequent breaches of Rule 11 hereof.

2. The Psychology portion has been reserved for the amelioration of the condition, of the amorous.

3. Cough in' Sections will be measured out for readers with divers diseases.

Access :

4. A special right-of-way has been set aside for through traffic.

5. Numerous exits on the lines of the Sybilline Caves are now in use.

Furnisings :

6. For those whom cacoethes scribendi impells to [unclear: annotate] text-books, sympathetic ink is provided

7. Quartz-inercury-vapour lamps have been in-stalled to obviate the extraordinary chiaro-obscura effects.

Contents:

8. The number of copies of text-books has been increased, and concomitantly the Borrowers' Index Expurgatorious amplified.

9. Novels are available for those whose labours are not sufficiently entrancing to keep them from distracting others.

10. Strait-jackets and gags will be issued on request.