A B C of World Affairs

Austria : A country foolish enough to have both Germany and Italy for neighbours.

Ballyhoo : The views held by Nazis, Communists, Tories, Socialists, Patriots, Pacifists. N.Z. Legion, Legion of Frontiersmen.

Chicago : Next to Paris, Moscow, Leningrad, Petrograd, Stalingrad, the worst city in the world.

Douglas : The modern Santa Class.

Employment : An accident that will occur even in the best regulated cities.

Fascism : A radical movement to recieve the depression in the shirt Industry.

Graft : Political horticulture; in N.Z. conspicuous by its concealment.

Hitler : A brilliant exponent of the methods of Mrs. Aimee McPherson.

Inge . "A fool shall not enter" en, be he ever so holy."—W. Blake.

Justice : There ain't no such thing.

Kitten : A missile apt to thud sickeningly.

Legion (N.Z.) : A union of those tired of the present order, through with reform, afraid of communism, suspicious of Labour, and confident in the Legion.

Manchukuo : Japanese buffer, Russian re-buffer.

Nazi : " Not for nothing were they called Nasties."—Punch.

Ogpu : Russian gangsters, suspected of applying Scotland Yard methods to politics.

Pacifism : A malady prevalent among the young. The 20th. Century "mal du siecle."

Quota : A new and attractive wrapping for dairy produce.

"Roosevelt and Ramsay Mac : Two good eggs (vide " Dominion.")

Stavisky and Stalin : Two bad eggs (vide "Evening Post").

Turkey : Once the sick man of Europe. Now just one of the crowd.

U.S.S.R. : Hush, children !

Victoria : "Not a University at all."—G. B. S.

Welfare League, Wellington Chamber of Commerce, Weir House: Three popular old men's homes.

X.Y.Z. : Clearly seditions. See unexpurgated Spike 1933.

Cato.

It's not every night you have the chance of a royal feeling as you will at the Coster Ball. She Knows You Know About The Hockey Tournament Dance, Sat. Next. We're expecting all the Blue rood of V.U.C. So You're expected at the Foster Bail you see.