Weiryana

(By Special Correspondent.)

The last month has been one of quietness—before Tournament, owing to training, and afterwards a concentrated course of recovery from seasickness, etc. However, several members of the House have excelled themselves. "Porky" Hall failed to make the Tournament team; "Fat" Mason did not win the 100 yards at Tournament; " Nobby " Donovan did not win the shot put. nor the 220. and "Pug" Willis was cleaned up in the boxing. We are glad to say. however, that Stan Fade dead—heated for first in the mile walk and covered the House with glory by winning his N.Z.U. Blue. Well done, Stan! Geo. Sainsbury, showing latent prowess, annexed the 33 1-3 yards men's swimming handicap. This boy will go a long way if he sticks to his training.

A visitor to the House during Easter was our old friend "No Confidence Artie," who, in a few well-worded letters, asked some pertinent questions of the House Committee. We wonder if he was the moving power behind the addition of Epsom Salts to the sugar supplies.

Alas! We are losing our claim to antiquity. Our ruins are going! ! In their place we will have a bungalow with every modern convenience—e.l., h. and c., w.c., w.p.b., d.v.w.p. and C.M.G.