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SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1933. Volume 4. Number 5.

Bigger and Better Biscuits

Bigger and Better Biscuits.

Dear Comrade,—

The present biscuits are getting more and more miserable—no width and no peanuts. What are they, then? As consistent consumers of four round meals a day per capita in the Caf., we advocate a return to the good old days of the 1932 session, when the biscuits were of standard weight and measurement and one sufficed.

Furthermore, the butter is a swindle; they pay a pound, and we ought to get 1/12 of a pound for one penny, and you can hardly see the pats—and then they say you are greedy. ! ! ! !

In hopes of the Millennium.

  • Joan Powell,
  • Dorothy Souter,
  • Nan Welch,
  • Rani Miller,
  • Patricia Martin,
  • Gwenda Norman-Jones.
  • Shirley Donne,
  • Nancy Webber.

(On behalf of and representing the waisted-wasted wraiths).