SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1932. Volume 3. Number 6.
The Female of the Species
The Female of the Species.
- Now, the lad from Wikitoria may be horrible and sleek,
- For some are really truly fierce, while some are queerly meek.
- But the female of the species on the slightest provocation
- Gets so awfully hot and bothered that she burns her insulation.
- Now the lad from Wikitoria in the heat of his debating
- May pass remarks that no one else would think were elevating.
- But the female of the species, in her frenzied oratory
- Will say a lot that goes beyond the bounds of common story.
- Now the guys I knew at 'Varsity, when they dined "au cafeteria,"
- Quite often wished the meal was just a little bit more "beerier."
- But the female of the species when she felt a little frisky,
- Could be heard complaining loudly that there wasn't any whisky.
- The sturdy men from "up the hill" who play for Senior A
- May in a heated moment indulge in bloody fray.
- But the female of the species uses claws and tooth and nail.
- For the Female of the Species is more deadly than the Male.
—Barnacle Bill, "The Bachelor."