"Betty" Hits Back.

Dear "Smad,"—

As a creature whose "low cunning" enables her to deceive our 'Varsity sheiks, but whose "flaws" are nevertheless apparent to men of the world (i.e. as a 'Varsity girl), I venture to offer a little advice to our eminent connoisseur, "Barnacle Bill, 'The Bachelor.'"

With reference to the statement of our venerable friend: "real equality would be tantamount to devotion." might I suggest a Pocket Oxford as a good investment.

It is, of course, difficult for the 'Varsity girl to act as anything but a foil to the wit and genius of dashing young men. But the prayers of "Barnacle Bill," should he survive "the diseases to which the flesh is heir to," will surely be answered, for "the Lord will preserve him from the 'Varsity woman!