SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1932. Volume 3. Number 5.
At the Plunket Medal Contest
At the Plunket Medal Contest.
Small Boy: "Please, can I have a programme?"
Doorkeeper: "Certainly, here you are."
S.B.: "Please, how much are they?"
D.: "Oh, these are free."
S.B.: "Then, please, can I have three?"
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First Woman Student: He isn't the kind of man I'd care to meet in the dark.
Second ditto: Yes! The dark is so handicapping.
Come and see the 'Varsity ballets.