Haeremai Club.

Except for the Easter Tournament the activities of the Haeremai Club this year have not been extensive. Opportunities for Gods parties and similar functions have vanished, and we are compelled to seek our amusement nearer home.

With a view to increased activities it has been decided to hold a Song and Saveloy Evening once a month, if possible. The first of these functions was held on Saturday, 18th June, and although not very well attended was very successful, and we do not doubt but that on future occasions the attendance will be more encouraging. We should like to see amongst those present some of the older students who are continually complaining that the Haeremai Club does nothing, and yet fail to attend any of the functions arranged for their benefit. We should welcome a little constructive criticism.

It is hoped in the near future to run some supper parties to the Majestic, from which we trust that the drum-damaging gentleman (if such) will absent himself.

We have also been endeavouring to assist the Mayor's Unemployment Committee in whatever way possible. At Capping a Procession was run at very short notice, and on Friday, 24th June, a Mock Court and Mock Investiture was held, by which means a ertain amount of money was extracted to assist, the Mayor's sadly depleted fund.

On the 6th of August the Haeremai Club's Fancy Dress Dance, which for the past two years has been the most popular dance of the season, will take place in the Gymnasium. Our best advice is to start your fancy costume now. We would love to see Charlie disguised as a bottle, or Redmond dressed and acting like a man, and Peggy S. S.—no, she might take us seriously. Anyway, August 6th is the big night. Half the cemetery is already booked, so reserve at once with Brooky.

Our last word: If you want the Club to be a success, come to some of the functions, and don't sit back and grumble.