Tell the Marines!

By some odd jolt of Fortune's jar a double rlo.se of salt got shaken into a batch of sandwiches at a recent 'Varsity scrounge, and some idiot suggested that if they were put out as "Briny Specials" everyone would vote them "thirst rate!" Some truth in it. too, for the supplies of coffee got thoroughly exhausted trying to pacify the parching palates.