Pirates:

"How to Make a Party."

(Air: "That's You, Baby.")

When I've been drinking liquor,
Although my speech is thicker,
My noble heart beats quicker, too, brother.
I like a little party,
So while I'm feeling hearty,
I'll tell you how to make a partv, brother:

Chorus:
Go to Mr. Mander
For some proper-gander;
Nothing could be grander
For stew, brother!

Then you want a slavey
Who can stir the gravy;
If his name is Davy,
He'll do, brother!

You've got no choice for your M.C.—
Ask Harry Holland, or he'll see
R—E—D

Last considerations:
Frame vour invitations
For the poor relations;
That's You! (They all point at audience).