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SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1930. Volume 1. Number 2.

Remarks we do not Expect to Hear in 1940

Remarks we do not Expect to Hear in 1940.

Mr. Elliott: I am extremely pleased to be able to state that the examination papers of this year's Latin I exceed in brilliance any which it has ever been my good fortune to read. I can only compliment you most sincerely on a remarkable display of erudition.

H. R. Bannister: I have no views on the matter at all.

Sheila Marshall: Sunsets bore me.

Wynne Mason: Of course she didn't know who I was.

Prof. Mackenzie: You will not find it in Joooones.

G. Crossley: On that occasion I made a mistake.

R. J. Reardon: I think that history will blame this generation for the neglect it has accorded to that truly great woman, Dr. Marie Stopes.

Aileen Davidson: Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking——.

Ilma Levy: I am so fond of Mr. Librarian Miller.

W. P. Rollings: Come and have a drink.

J. L. Macduff: No thanks.

Mary Line: I'm not interested in bargains.

M. Riske: The Collection to-night is in aid of the Foreign Mission.

Nancy Galpin: Words fail me.

Lew Williams: How indelicate!

Dorothy Spence-Sales: After all, I am only a weak, frail defenceless woman.