Rejected Manuscripts.

D. Pr-tl-y.—"An Essay on Dramatic Technique with a Footnote on Modern Journalistic Ignorance." Try Fairy Ring, "Evening Post."

H. R. B.—A complaint. Tripe.

C-c-r-n.—Two Sonnets. Cambridge (a) Addition (b) Subtraction. Try again.

Prof. R-k-n Br-w.—First Instalment of "Varney the Vampire or Goblets of Gore." Oh! No, No, Professor.

Bar-ll.—A novel, "This Corpse." Psychological. Based on that line, "A little soul for a little bears up this corpse which is man." Slightly incoherent.

D. Sp-n-e Sal-s.—A treatise, "Should A Woman Marry?" Miss Mary Cooley borrowed this from the Editorial Staff and has not returned it in time for publication.

G. Pow-s.—A Land Survey, "Sections I Have Inspected." A little too intimate we are afraid.

C-rl-n.—An essay, "The Pillar of Society." Too personal.

C. E. Drum-nd.—Treats us to "Beauty Secrets." Keep them, Cecilia. They're worth having.

L. Wl-ms.—"Nurses I Have Met." If you want to amuse the Editorial Staff, keep writing. But the Censor wouldn't give even an A Cert.