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Answers To Correspondents

R. D—dr—h: "Move tea, move toast, Auntie." Yes, that is the book.

G. E. P—rk—r and Sc—t: And life seems green And life seems vast When thinking of Otago.

P. W. R—b—ts—n: No we agree, the exec. is miserly; after all, eighteen pence is not much pro bono publico. Try the engineering lab., they have the latest cross cut saw.

W. J. H—yt—g: Altogether too childish and disconnected. We suggest a course of highland dancing. Kilts would suit you admirably.

W. S. Br—k: "What did the sparrow say when the Ford car ran over him?" "Chestnut, chestnut laddie, anyway isn't it a Chev?"

W. P. R—ll—ngs: We are ashamed of you. If you use Palmolive you will find washing quite a recreation.

J. H. D—n: Yes, knee-breeches, even if they are khaki, give one an air of distinction, but we certainly agree that an eyeglass is needed to complete the outfit.

I—n Fr—s—r: No, we agree that acting the goat at college debates is something altogether nut of harmony with a high spiritual nature.

H. Iv—ry: Don't be discouraged. If you provide yourself with a portable step-ladder you should be able to watch without much trouble. We doubt, however, whether you can secure one to accomodate more than two.

J. N—ch—ls: Yes, we have heard of the song which your club wishes to secure, but we regret to say that its introduction into New Zealand is strictly prohibited.

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