Did You Know This?

That when the wireless masts on Mt. Victoria are completed they will be perpendicular?

That one of the reasons why the Duke and Duchess left England was to tour the Empire?

That millions now living will keep on living till they die?

That lots of men still drink beer?

That the College Council objects to Capping Processions?

That there are milkmen in New Zealand who are prepared to swear in any court of law that one gallon of milk and one gallon of water make two gallons of milk?

That to act the goat successfully requires no previous experience?

That fossil remains have been found deeply embedded in the Professorial Board?

That it is now known definitely that there are no professors in New Zealand over ninety years of age?

That it was necessary for the professors to put their heads together in the first place to form the Professorial Board?