Scene 3.

Scene : The Future.

Spirit of Youth.

Miss T. Baldwin

"What again! You surprise me."

The God Pan.

Mr, H. Gledstone

"The common sin of babyhood—objecting to being dressed."

—S. Eichelbaum.

Singers.

Miss E. Fair and Mr. N. Byrne

"Fair and warmer."

—D. C. Bates.

Dancers.	Miss M. Tracy, Miss G. Barnsdale, Mr. J. White
Opthalmia.	Mr. N. L. Knell

"Still going strong."

—J. Brook.

A. Robot.

Mr. A. Wilson

Robot Soldiers, Workmen, Women, etc., etc.

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Refrain :
Oh, oh, oli! I'm Bernard Page,
Amongst the ladies I'm all the rage;
On Sundays when I play,
I cannot understand why people stay away
The ladies love my carriage erect.
Because I am a man of intellect.
Oh, oh, oh! On any stage.
You'll never find a thriller like Bernard Page.

Tempwhitis :
Now I'm sublime,
A real live wire;
My name is Temple White-oh.
I beat the time
For the C.T. choir,

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It is ray one delight-oh.
I teach, instruct,
Inspire, conduct,
Our noble. Choral Union;
Though their singing is divine,
The Orchestra's not too fine.

Refrain:
Oh, oh, oh! I'm Temple White,
To see me bow is a wonderful sight;
Tho' by nature I'm sedate,
I really get quite angry when reserved's come late;
By my chorus I am feared
That's because of my fine black beard.
Oh, oh, oh! It's my delight,
There never was a man like Temple White.