Victoria University College. Annual Extravaganza: Pep. 1924.
Act III
Act III.
—Scene 1.
Will E. Robbem.—King of Industry, owner of Robot Factory. | Mr. T. Moses |
"My duty I will never shirk,
'Tis watching other people work."
—"A Professor's Whole Duty."—F. P. Wilson
Captain Bill Gassey.—An ex-politician. | Mr. N. Whiteman |
(Of the Wembley Boy Scouts).
"There's nothing that I better like
Than settling a railway strike."
—H. E. Holland.
Corporal Sparr (of Mount Eden).—A famous educationalist. | Mr. J. Lockie |
"I do hate the limelight."
—Archie Sievwright.
Captain of Robots. | Mr. J. Nicholls |
And "the Captain of the Guard" took Jeremiah.
Scene 2.
Captain Bill Gassey. | Mr. N. Whiteman |
Corporal Sparr. | Mr. J. Lockie |
Sergeant Dan. | Mr. J. Nicholls |
"Be prepared
My good deed for to-day."
—N.Z. Welfare League.
Scene 3.
Spirit of Youth. | Miss T. Baldwin |
"What again! You surprise me."
The God Pan. | Mr, H. Gledstone |
"The common sin of babyhood—objecting to being dressed."
—S. Eichelbaum.
Singers. | Miss E. Fair and Mr. N. Byrne |
"Fair and warmer."
—D. C. Bates.
Dancers. | Miss M. Tracy, Miss G. Barnsdale, Mr. J. White |
Opthalmia. | Mr. N. L. Knell |
"Still going strong."
—J. Brook.
A. Robot. | Mr. A. Wilson |
Robot Soldiers, Workmen, Women, etc., etc.
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Refrain :
Oh, oh, oli! I'm Bernard Page,
Amongst the ladies I'm all the rage;
On Sundays when I play,
I cannot understand why people stay away
The ladies love my carriage erect.
Because I am a man of intellect.
Oh, oh, oh! On any stage.
You'll never find a thriller like Bernard Page.
Tempwhitis :
Now I'm sublime,
A real live wire;
My name is Temple White-oh.
I beat the time
For the C.T. choir,
It is ray one delight-oh.
I teach, instruct,
Inspire, conduct,
Our noble. Choral Union;
Though their singing is divine,
The Orchestra's not too fine.
Refrain:
Oh, oh, oh! I'm Temple White,
To see me bow is a wonderful sight;
Tho' by nature I'm sedate,
I really get quite angry when reserved's come late;
By my chorus I am feared
That's because of my fine black beard.
Oh, oh, oh! It's my delight,
There never was a man like Temple White.