The Spike: or, Victoria College Review, Annual Extravaganva July 1923
The Stone Age
The Stone Age.
Oh, the Stone Age,
The rag and bone Age,
Manhood's own age,
The age to woo.
Don't take your girlie to a show,
Just knock her on the head if she declines to go.
If she coquets,
Don't fling bouquets,
Biff some brickbats
And beat her blue.
Say "Liza, I luv yer" as you give her neck a screw,
In the Stone Age,
That's what you do.
(Repeat.)