ACT I.—A Prehistoric Village in Gordzone Country.

Cast of Characters in the order of their appearance.

Sheezastunna (Queen of Gordzone Country)

Mr. A. J. Mazengarb

Paint the pretty face,
Dye the coral lip,
Emphasize the grace
Of her ladyship!

—Mikado.

Wottabute

Miss F. Churchill

The angels in pink and the angels in blue
In muslins and moires so lovely and new.

—Clough.

Yourethewun

Miss T. Baldwin

Subjected to your heavenly grace (Poetical phrase)
My brain is turned completely.

—Utopia Limited.

Imeanother

Miss M. Pigou

Attendants on Sheezastunna
A voice, whose every word and tone
Might make a thousand hearts its own.

—Prued.

Bill Mushie

Mr. P. Martin-Smith

A clever spouter
He'll sure turn out.

—R. A. Millikin.

Tom Trillforth

Mr. I. Hjorring

"Love you?" said I, then I sighed, and then I gazed upon her sweetly—
For I think I do this sort of thing particularly neatly.

—Gilbert.

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Hairy Harry

Mr. N. Whiteman

Suitors of Sheezastunna
My mother bids me mind my hair.

—McCaw.

Sir Robert Spout

Mr. S. E. Baume

He was wonderfully active for so very stout a party.

Bab Ballads.—

Princess Ivanellovanitch

Mr. K. L. Matthews

Go away, madam;
I should say, madam,
You display, madam,
Shocking taste.

—Iolanthe.

Mayor Fright

Mr. D. Veitch

Oh, innocents, listen in time,
Avoid an existence of crime,
Or you'll be as ugly as Im.

—Gilbert.

E. B. Takin

Mr. A. W. Lawn

Prisoners up for Sentence
I shall tell him I've recovered my forgotten moral senses,
But I don't care twopence halfpenny for any consequences,

—Ruddigore.

Court Crier

Mr. J. L. McDuff

With no language but a cry.

—Tennyson.

Cavemen, Women, etc., etc.