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The Pamphlet Collection of Sir Robert Stout: Volume 84

Tit-Bit

page 12

Tit-Bit.

Once upon a time a gifted workhouse master in England England bethought him of a simple expedient whereby to test the fitness of a pauper candidate for the Lunatic Asylum.

A large tub was placed beneath a pump. There were two large holes at the bottom of the tub, which would carry away water faster than the pump could supply it. The plugs were taken out of the holes, and the candidate for honours was requested to fill the tub.

If he pumped away without observing or caring that the water ran out of the tub as fast as he pumped it in, the candidate passed his examination successfully, and obtained his degree. (N.C.P., non-compos mentis !)

We believe that most political economisers would pass easily.