Av coorse ye've larn't be tiligram that we've called Rewi to the House o' Peers (he'll be a jetty peer so he will) an' he's to take his saite this session. Well the news has given mortial oftince to a number of his thribe, at laiste so I'm tould. One clansman of his, a young Naughty-man-a-pote-o, has sthrung off the followin' lamintation in consiquince, an' mesilf an' Johnny Sheehan have translated it. We done it be bad gaslight, and that's the rayson the meether is out of ordher:—