Men's Vice-President

I am the obstructionist candidate for men's vice president.

I promise to do my utmost to obstruct the policies of the President.

I promise to break up any little power group the President forma, and replace them with myself and trained yes-men.

I promise to get drunk before meetings.

I promise to bring storm troopers armed with blackjacks, molotovs and flintlock muskets to all meetings of Exec.

I promise to vote down all expenditure.

I promise that I don't intend to keep my promises.

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