So much has been done to the show in the past four weeks that it is now no longer to say with any certainty just who it was who wrote it, it has been added to, deleted from, and rewritten by the producers, the typistes, the cast, and the Department of Agriculture. The original plot was devised by Patricia Burns, Gill Lescher and Frank Curtin. The Forest Scene was added later by the producers working in collaboration with Conrad Bollinger, Dave Cohen and others. The Hospital Bored Scene remains as it always was and is always likely to be ....

The rest is silence.