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Salient. Official Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 44 No. 15. July 13 1981

Dail Jones sex aids

Dail Jones sex aids

Tax deductable children have been with us for some time and this budget has just introduced us to tax deductable mortgages. These are both important parts of Dail Jones' family promotion campaign. Considering that New Zealand's birth rate is currently at sub-replacement level, tax deductable sex aids will be the next step designed to boost output.

Few people, including the Prime Minister's wife, managed to stay with him right up to the purple prose at the end.

One concluding comment that engendered much confidence in our Finance Minister was that, "We cannot spend wealth that we do not have." Such logic is rarely expressed in the debating chamber.

Government MPs, having done a job to be proud of, probably spent a few hours drinking subsidised booze, smoking cheap cigarettes, then drove home in their Government cars to their Government homes in Khandallah.

Michele A'Court