They Should Know!

I read the 'Is There Life After University' article with dismay and disgust.

These people should not be allowed to enjoy themselves in the pages of Salient. When there is so much oppression and suffering in the world, rising unemployment and inflation, how can the moral degenerates responsible for this turgid rubbish have the temerity to waste valuable space?

There is too much flippancy and humour in today's world and the students of this university deserve more space to be allocated to misery and general unhappiness.

I hope to see an improvement after the exams.