Lofty Law Loos Languish in Loneliness

A complaint - the article you printed in the last issue entitled 'A Guide to Lavatory Literature' is incomplete. I do however realise the possible reason for this and wish to inform you that, contrary to popular journalistic belief, the reporting of Law Faculty toilet graffitti is not sub-judice and therefore will not render your intrepid reporter liable to prosecution for Contempt of Court.

Please remedy this ommission in future issues. The Law faculty loos are conveniently located on the sixth floor of Rankine Brown and provide an interesting insight into the legal system of this country. (I am pleased to inform you that David Stormer and his felt pen have not reached our lofty loos yet).