Another Great Salient Caption Competition

The Great Salient Merv Wellington Caption Competition returns once again. Merv Wellington however is still refusing to pose for us, so we rounded up a few of his personal assistants instead. Insert a suitably witty caption in the space provided (answers in the form of speech balloons will not be considered. This is a serious publication.) Drop your entries into the Salient office by 12 noon, Thursday 12 March.

The best entry will win a six pack of chocolate fish.

Entries will be judged by the Salient staff and the winners announced next week. The competition is not open to Salient staff, their families, or their pets.