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Salient. Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 42 No. 20. August 27 1979

Unsure about Economics

Unsure about Economics

Dear Sir,

As a beleagured ECON 101 student I would like to make a few informed comments on his Reverence, the Professor (cough) Sheppard.

Talking about coughing, this guy is the only bloke I know who can lecture for an hour on coughs and ahems (approx. 5 a minute actually).

He is the only person I know who is in some doubt as to whether a cow is a cow or hedgehog, wombat or gumboot even. And to make matters worse he even makes Bertram look good.

Next on the agenda is, when will some cunt make some F. it (effort) on the mud slide that could be called an access to Salamanca Road. As with many others who frequent this last bastion of the outback I am sick of risking my neck and body when a minimal amount of upgrading would stop the risk of slipping under the wheels of one of the mental woman drivers in the area.

And CAM, I would like to say that women are only useful as sex objects, but don't worry dear as I somehow don't think you'd fit into that category ever. I have finally deduced that CAM stands for CAMel, as that is the amount of integrity and intelligence you have. Also you have malformed humps.

Yours seriously,

I. B. Flapworth.