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Salient. Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 42 No. 19. August 6 1979

Departing at Last

Departing at Last

Dear Sir,

I, 724406699230, do hereby give notive, that I resign my post as Universal co-ordinator of spacial cretins (including terrans and lunans.) After 9260 of your years, at this arse hole job, I have decided that a lengthy visit to the planet Krynoid would be in order. Oh yes, indeed!

After attempting to co-ordinate those meandering minds of cretins like: P. O'Donoghue, B. G. Kelly, K. Drysdale and likley grovellers, I can only say that Terra as a whole stinks.

Your most humble and obedient ser-servant,

Departing at last, 7244046699231.

PS The I at the end is not a mistake, but on the eve of St. Bogar's Day I have decided to change my name.

PPS Goodbye Carol Addley.