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Salient. Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 42 No. 19. August 6 1979

Dear Ms/Sir,

M. Entell had better tighten up his chastity belt, because a group of the stronger sex are going to come around in the middle of the night and castrate him (starting from the 'head' down.) Any common 'nerd' (the term does not include women) who has done even tiddly law in socicty, for example, knows that one of the basic fundamentals of the law-making procedure, is the ability to read between the lines, thus using one's (female) intuition. Of course, being a mere male, M. Entell wouldn't have the nosh to figure that one out. Also, any member of the Law Faculty who tries to ban a Super Woman from Law will be castrated re-ferring to the removal of the only things men believe do them justice — their puny cocks. After the females have almost taken over the Law Faculty now (give them 10 years at the most) M. E Entell will be living the kinky life of a eunuch after this.

I must also remind M. Entell of his role in life a mere 'puller' you are only regarded as a sex-objec - the mere subject of us crotch-watching females — the 'cream' of the university? I know this is a fantastic reply to your letter Mr Entell, but try not to get too excited over it — I hear it is very hard to seperate sticky Salient pages.

Yours in superwomanhood,

M. Hoppy

(Ms) 'come', crotchwatcher extroadinaire.

P.S. I just thought, it might be a good idea if M. Entell deferred from the university completely. After all, he can only attempt Wank 001, and I don't even think he's very good at that.