With this week's selection which among other things throws new light on the death of Captain Cook, the lecture block mens again takes all awards. We repeat however, that more productivity is imperitive; toilet walls are being erased left right and centre, we must fight back. Next time nature calls, take a pen.

Elvis is King

Elvis may be King, but the Rutles are gods. I agree, Elvis is King, and there is only one God - and he doesn't take LSD. They're all human, as well as Elvis.

I think God must have been high to create New Zealand.

God didn't create N.Z. you blockhead

O.K. know-all who did?

Captain Cook.

Captain Cook did LSD?

Neil Young for PM

God Tim, this is a bit off.

Let priests marry, it would give them a working knowledge of Rell.

God is dead, Marx is dead, Nieztsche is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling too well myself.