Who is the Guy ?

I have been reading your correspondence section for some months now, with growing consternation. Social misfits and dissidents are regular contributors, not to mention the resident Moron element — the ravings of people (?) such as P. O'Donoghue, the sex-hungry Carol Addley, C.A.M., and LB. (Intelligence Buried) Flapworth. But worse, far worse, is your tolerance — your encouragement, even — of blasphemers such as the followers, the hedgehog, llama, sheep and like sects.

I would warn these heatherns and rebels against the dangers of attempting to define the Deity. Proceed with extreme caution — you are on the downward path.